WASHANDGO - Goddess of hair products.

She has two sons Proctoria and Gambalia: punished by the gods for severing people with flaky scalps in half, they are now mortals and do battle on earth with the similarly fated sons of Leveria, goddess of washing machines.

Washandgo visits those particuarly prone to split ends, lank ends and general frizzy flyaway greasy dullness. She often hides out in sports lockers at the gym and gives people particuarly bad Karma about taking two bottles into the shower. She instills paranoia into even the most shiny headed amongst us.

She has a mesmeric swinging bob but is seen here in apparition mode with a big lank greasy bit at the front and frizzy flyaway, overstyled, overheated bits on top.

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This is part of the writing project goddesses in cyberspace, developed by Alan McDonald at ArtiMedia, Batley, UK, with financial support from Yorkshire and Humberside Arts. Image by Marion Mathieu. Words by Lucy Würstlin. Copyright reserved.